Sunday, November 6, 2011

Comic book fan-mail at it's best (and worst)!

 Come, ye young ones, and harken back to the long, long ago time. A time before the internet, forums and Youtube. Yet, just like the internet, there was a place where moderators, know-it-alls, lost souls, debating fanboys and trolls all dwelled. This place was known as the comic book letters column.

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 It really is one of the great losses of comic books that almost none of them run fan-mail nowdays, primarily due to the internet. It's a great joy reading old comics and seeing fan mail from future celebrities, future comic book writers, as well as the counterparts to modern day internet forum-types. There were even some prominent letter writers who became famous in their own right like T.M. Maple, there were even memes, such as the infamous "Spanking Lois Lane" letters that ran in various Superman titles.


 So get ready to dig into some of my favorite (and least favorite) comic book letters of all-time. You'll laugh, cry and foam at the mouth in rage.

 Here's a hilariously over-the-top reaction to what today's online posters would call a "fridging" in an issue of Sub-Mariner. How ironic that this male fan is far more eloquent, heartfelt, and more effective at getting his point across than any of the feminazis you see on websites like Scans_Daily, a website which even the 4chan guys won't touch. I really hope this dude became a writer, because this is funny as hell.

 Now here's a rather creepy letter, especially given that Deb Whitman, the character whom this woman is talking about (and clearly identifies with) was also abused by her husband. Dark humor or a thinly-veiled cry for help? You decide.
 Ah, flippancy.

 Now here's some hate-mail from a fan who knows his comics history. It's also the earliest defense of Fredric Wertham from a comics fan that I've ever seen. That said, I find it ironic that his criticisms could easily apply to today's comics just as much:

  Now here are two moving letters which prove just how powerful a medium comics can be to some people, with the first acting as a great piece of evidence against Stan Lee-bashers who say his work never touched anybody and that it was all about the artists, especially considering that it's talking about an issue of his much-dismissed Silver Surfer run, which is generally described as "trying too hard". Maybe, but it worked for this man:
 Now here's a response to the famous "Demon in A Bottle" arc from Iron Man: 

 But to balance out the heartwarming-ness, here are some letters which will make you want to see the writers burn in hell:

 I'm never going to Australia. Also, I love how the editor is trying his best to keep his cool. To be fair, several other people have called out that Hulk/AIDS story as forced or unfitting for the title, John Kricfalusi brings it up all the time when he's ragging on superhero comics, but that still doesn't justify crap like this.

 Here's a similar letter over Pied Piper's outing in The Flash that is too over-the-top to even be offensive, but is still just as ignorant:
 I myself have issues with why Messner-Loebs decided to out Piper (which seemed primarily to be because of the character's flamboyant costumes and an issue where he disguised himself as a hairdresser) and have wondered why he didn't use The Trickster or Abra Kadabra (who I don't think had yet been turned into the psycho he would later become) in the role of Flash's "Gay reformed villain" friend, but on the bright side, at least it kept the character from ending up like Mad Hatter, Toyman and other fairy-tale/kids stuff-based villains.

 And now for one of the biggest cases of irony ever:
 'Yep, Blade sure must have ruined Tomb of Dracula; because he's now the only thing people remember about it besides Gene Colan's artwork and the awful anime it inspired.

 All these letters lack is a Simpsons-quote or a hateful comment about Justin Bieber, and they could pass for modern internet posts. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Born on a Monday: Exploring Solomon Grundy

 Earlier this month, I thought of doing my Halloween post on my favorite horror comics stories, or being really pretentious and compiling a list of what I (considering the opinions of others) considered to be the 100 greatest horror comics stories of all time. I gave up for a number of reasons, not because of lack of material but because of boredom and not having the time (though there’s always Walpurgis night and next Halloween, I suppose). My main reason, however, was because Halloween fell on a Monday this year, and we all know who was born on a Monday…
Thus I couldn’t resist devoting my Halloween post to Solomon Grundy. The big guy isn’t my favorite comic book villain, but he’s one of my favorites. I decided to think about why Grundy has been such an enduring character all of these years.
 One of the things that fascinates me about Solomon Grundy is that he’s both one of the most unique and most derivative of all comic book characters. A monster composed of swamp matter that becomes a mob leader and whose brief life parallels a nursery rhyme; could you think of a more uniquely comic book-ish concept than that? At the same time, Grundy also owes a clear debt to two famous movie monsters; one obviously being the Universal Frankenstein Monster, and the other not-so-obviously being, well, I’ll get to that shortly.
 Grundy’s origin is also quite similar to that of the titular creature in Theodore Sturgeon’s short-story “It”, and with Grundy’s creator being the noted science fiction writer Alfred Bester, was almost certainly inspired by that story. “It” already had spawned an imitator in Hillman publishing’s character The Heap, and would be ripped off for countless horror comics stories in the 50s, so much so that Mad parodied the whole concept in its fifth issue. And of course, we also have Marvel’s Man-Thing, Hulk villain The Glob, and most famously, DC's own Swamp Thing. What is it that’s so intriguing about a dead body returning to life composed of swamp matter? I don’t know, but clearly comic book writers do.
 So with so many similar characters wandering around the pages of comics, and not just other swamp monsters, but “brute” characters like The Hulk (whom Grundy is often used as an analogue of and vice versa), why is Grundy such a memorable figure? Why hasn’t he been eclipsed? His entire gimmick; that his life paralleled the nursery rhyme, was used up at the end of the first story. What left was there for him to do except be endlessly resurrected and killed, or used as a henchman for other villains, each time becoming less and less threatening? What makes him so memorable? I think I may have an answer. Like many comics characters, Grundy has been through a lot of changes, becoming an at times sympathetic figure, but mostly he remains a villain. His two most recent changes have had him becoming intelligent and dressing in power suits, but also being far more evil and calculating. His other change was becoming a Hulk-like figure, switching back and forth from Cyrus Gold. Some people have decried these two changes as too radical, but I think they work, and support my theory.
 Going all the way back to Grundy’s first appearance, one notices some odd things about him compared to how he is depicted by artists today. One is that he is less hulking and muscular, looking gangly, emaciated and posessing mismatched joints; a Frankenstein monster created by nature. Green Lantern even compares him to a scarecrow.  But more importantly, Grundy is much more grotesque facially, with huge jagged, rotting teeth, ape-like jaws and nostrils, and a tall cone-shaped head. He is that rarity; a comic book villain who has gotten less grotesque-looking over the years.
Putting aside the obvious Frankenstein-connection, I can’t help but notice a resemblance to another famous movie monster; the Fredric March version of Mr. Hyde.
There’s one of the keys to my argument, Grundy isn’t as much Frankenstein’s Monster as he is Mr. Hyde.
 Both in the book and film, Dr. Jekyll becomes Mr. Hyde to escape the boundaries put upon him by the upper classes, and thus makes his milieu in the poorer areas of London, yet, he can’t quite doff his upper class roots and still walks around dressed at the height of Victorian fashion. In the novel, Hyde is described as not being deformed or monstrous, but giving off a feeling of evil, of not being quite right no matter how polite or impeccably dressed he is. He is also described in the book as being very short, looking slightly ridiculous by wearing clothes too large for him. In the 1931 film, Hyde resembles a Neanderthal, creating a striking contrast with his impeccable clothing. In either case, both depictions of Hyde are effective because he subconsciously represents a fear of the upper class; that the lower class has risen up and assimilated itself amongst them. He is a living embodiment of poverty and brutality, a grotesque caricature of both rich and poor.
 In the film though, what is most terrifying to the upper class characters, particularly Jekyll’s obnoxious colleague Lanyon, is the realization that Hyde is really one of them. They can’t handle the fact that one of their own has sunk to such a level, possibly because they subconsciously realize that their own snobbery towards Jekyll and their own hypocrisies are partially what created Hyde. They don’t want to accept that Hyde is something they too could become, which is why Lanyon, showing no sympathy towards Jekyll, exposes him and orders him shot on sight. It is true that Hyde brutalizes people of the lower class, but that clearly isn’t what’s motivating Lanyon to have Jekyll shot, indeed, earlier in the film Lanyon is shown mocking Jekyll’s charity work and says the poor don’t deserve it, and chastises Jekyll when Jekyll saves a prostitute from a mugger. Lanyon clearly is not acting out of any sense of justice or sympathy for Hyde’s victims.
  Much like Hyde, Grundy is a nightmarish vision of a revolting lower class, literally born out of death and conceived in filth. One notices in his first appearance that the first people he meets are two escaped convicts, whom he kills and then steals their clothing to wear. He then meets up with a group of hoboes who take advantage of Grundy’s strength and ignorance. But what separates Grundy from Hyde is that whereas Hyde is terrifying to the rich because he represents what they could become, Grundy is terrifying to the working class because he represents what they have tried to escape and avoid. In 1944, most people had grown up during the great depression, and when the depression ended, tried desperately to escape their poverty-stricken past. The war gave many a sense of unity, helping them to think they were on the same footing with everyone else.
 So here’s Solomon Grundy, a filthy, starved-looking creature dressed in rags with awful teeth, striking out not just at the rich, but the poor. He’s everything they are afraid of and are afraid of becoming. How fitting that Grundy’s enemies are The Green Lantern and his sidekick Doiby; Alan Scott, the Green Lantern, was an impoverished train engineer who managed to become a successful broadcaster. Doiby is a poor cab driver who acts as a champion of the oppressed. Alan and Doiby are living the American Dream, while Grundy is everything they have tried to escape from; poverty, famine and death. Grundy is the American Nightmare; a Mr. Hyde for the common man.
 And yet, Grundy is not meant to prey upon reader prejudices, or to imply that all poor people are like that, or to foster class resentment, for he is also portrayed as somewhat innocent, like the Frankenstein Monster. His first two murders are in self-defense, and the only people he has to guide him are a bunch of criminals. In the most chilling and touching moment in his first story, he apparently kills Green Lantern, which creates a bright flash, Grundy likes the flash, and then starts killing members of his own mob because he thinks killing anyone will bring out the same flash. That, my friends, is how you create a sympathetic but simultaneously scary monster.
 Am I reading way too much into it? (Yeah, I am) Is my supposed connection of Grundy to the March Mr. Hyde based only in superficial evidence? (Yes, it is) Still, I’d like to think that’s why Grundy has been such a memorable villain through all these decades; he plays on the fears of us, the working class readers, on a subconscious level.
 And the thing is, other writers have picked up on this connection, intentionally or not. In Shadow of The Bat #39, Cyrus Gold, the man whose corpse became Solomon Grundy is shown, like Dr. Jekyll, to have been a wealthy man.
 And just like the March Mr. Hyde, the recent Grundy who wears power suits is supposed to be a walking contradiction; the brutish monster who dresses impeccably.
 And the other recent change, having Grundy switch back and forth from Cyrus Gold, is also a throwback to Jekyll & Hyde.
 One of the great missed opportunities of Jeph Loeb’s The Long Halloween was when he had Grundy become Two-Face’s stooge. Two-Face, well everyone knows he’s a Jekyll and Hyde figure, but ironically, his first appearances had him acting as a Robin Hood figure who gave his loot to charity.

 Had Loeb explored both of these characterizations, we could have truly had something, especially since it all culminated in taking down the wealthy Falcone family. Hell, Scarecrow, who was also part of Two-Face’s gang in TLH, also considered himself a symbol of “poverty and fear” in his debut, so there’s another missed opportunity.
 Oh well, whether he’s a walking symbol of class struggle or just a really cool, scary-looking villain, Solomon Grundy is a character you don’t easily forget. Here’s Wanted #4, a reprint of his first appearance from All American Comics #61. All © DC comics. I’ve cropped the “Wanted” logo that appeared at the top of the pages so you can imagine you’re reading the real thing from the 40s. Enjoy!
 Bonus! Here's some scenes from Shadow of The Bat #39 which show that Alan Grant really did his homework:
 

Happy Halloween!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

All-Star Western #2 review, and my possibly eminent demise.

 Today’s my birthday, and I was really stoked for this issue after the bar raised by the first. Sadly, I have to say I’m somewhat disappointed. It’s not bad by any means, but nothing much really happens.
 The issue begins as if an entire chapter has been missing, with Jonah and Arkham facing off against some hired assassins, while we also get a look at Gotham’s hellfire club. Arkham also surmises that the club is rooted in some kind of “Crime Bible” (seriously, that’s what it’s called), and wouldn’t you know it, he’s right. There’s none of the great character interaction that made the first issue so great, and Jonah now spouts Crow-style wisecracks.
Come on, that's just pathetic.

 The art by Moritat is also rushed looking, with heavy reliance on filters and big splash pages, and pretty much all of the art looks like rough sketches, although in one part that may have been to illustrate that it was from the point-of-view of a dying man.
 The reason for this drop-off in quality is probably because the creators were limited, you see, the story is reduced to make room for an El Diablo (another old DC western hero) co-feature, wherein El Diablo's alter ego Lazarus Lane enters a town facing a zombie infestation. This isn’t bad, but it’s not a good sign that the first story of a new feature is trying to cash in on the zombie craze. For all the bitching about vampires and werewolves these days, I have to say zombies are probably the most overexposed monsters of the past decade, and I know how ironic it is to say that considering that this a blog whose mascot is the go-to comic book zombie next to Simon Garth. It’s an okay story, but if the presence of this co-feature continues to affect the quality of the main Jonah Hex feature, then I’m gonna get pissed.
 And to be fair, most of DC’s books this month have had to cut back on the page count to make room for a preview of some Batman comic. Let’s hope everything is back to normal next month.
 3/5. A big drop-off in quality from the first issue, but the orange/red color filters and the hooded assassins give this one an okay Halloween feel. El Diablo is okay, but superfluous.
 Justice League Dark continues to show promise, but still isn’t sure what it wants to be. Milligan is doing a fairly good job making all the protagonists broken, wounded, and in some cases, perverted people. Mikel Janin’s art is still great. Things are starting to draw tighter together and next issue the characters will probably start meeting. All in all it’s a small, but considerable step up from the last issue. 3/5.
  All in all, a pretty disappointing birthday present. And that’s bad, because in a few more hours, I’m going out for some Japanese cuisine for my birthday party, and I’m gonna try one of these babies:
 So switching into Halloween mode, and in case I don’t make it, here is a “fishy” story from Marvel to tide you over in case you’re feeling all wet, nautical in the right mind and the world isn’t your Oyster.
 Yes, puns when I could very possibly not live to see tomorrow. Oh well.





Saturday, October 22, 2011

The Worst(...or is it one of the Best?) EC story ever!

 EC’s horror stories were always cruelly ironic, and always tempered with a sense of humor. But this….this one overdoes both the humor and the nastiness to a truly insane degree. The humor is so pronounced that all it would need is a change of art-style to run in Mad, but at the same time it would probably have seemed too grim. It doesn’t even fit in with the other “Grim Fairy Tales” that EC ran because, really, other than the medieval setting, it has nothing to do with fairy tales. It’s an anomaly, but at the same time one of the most truly crazy things EC ever ran. And yet, not a drop of blood or a single rotting corpse or dismembered organ is to be seen. Neither are sight-gags or characters drawn in a “bigfoot” style.
 This is in part because of the presence of artist Jack Kamen; who was easily EC’s most restrained artist, some would even say weakest. Either because of personal preference or because of the essay that was the introduction to EC comics for many of us, Don Thompson’s Son of the Spawn of M.C. Gaines (wherein Kamen was dismissed as a nice guy whose drawings were “very uninteresting”), Kamen has always gotten a bad rap. I disagree; he could inject just as much perversity into a story with his cartoony, romance comics-style as any of the other, flashier artists. I guess he was the Val Lewton of the EC gang. Here, I think he manages to achieve just the right balance of humor and horror, whereas the other EC artists would have focused too much on one aspect of the story.

 From Haunt of Fear #18, Here's "Pot-Shot!" All (c) EC. Comics.






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Yes it is, creepy Mego-Hulk figure with googly polymer-clay eyes, yes it is.
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